Bad metalhead pickup lines

thrashyphil:

“Hey baby, I wanna take you South of Heaven…”

“I think you can use that Mouth For War for something more…”

“Are you Sandman? Because I wanna enter you…”

“I’ll take you to Oblivion until you scream Blood and Thunder…”

“I’m gonna Use My Third Arm on you tonight baby…”

Sorry guys.