"He was once one of them, the Dragon Priest. He ruled here in their name, ruled over Solstheim. But he did not serve the dragons, he devoured them. And like them, he seeks to return. You didn’t think that you were the only one? He was the first. Dragonborn!"

(Source: quantumpie)

Fill so your followers can get to know you

State your name: Amélie
State the name that your parents almost named you: Émilie, but then my mom’s cousin named her daughter that way so they changed their mind.
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? Equally my mom and dad.
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? I bumped into this person at work who had bipolar/schezophrenic disorder and she yelled and growled at the top of her lungs like some sort of demon, so that was embarrassing and also terrifying. 
Do people praise you for your looks? My mom, my boyfriend.
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black, camo green, grey, burgundy. 
Do you work out every week? yes I do
Do you like your smile? sometimes
Do you like your eyes? I suppose I do
Do you think you are pretty? Hahaha
How much money is in your account? Literally 2 dollars. But payday is coming !
Are you single? in a happy relationship :)
Do you want kids? noooooope
What does your backpack look like: I don’t have one yet ):
What celebrity do you think is attractive? Oh geez. Jessica Nigri, Brock Hurn, at the moment, are my obsessions. 
Last movie you saw in theaters: Maleficent ?

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atc412:

This is art work by Stanley Lay who goes by “Artgerm”. I’m a huge fan of his works. Here is a link to explain more. And go check out his Facebook page and devainart page (highly recommend his devainart page)

http://www.icanbecreative.com/super-cover-girls-justice-magazine.html

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

alliseeisthewarpandimgoingmad:

fearandlothering:

niceliwright:

fearandlothering:

megaman2:

“there’s nothing wrong with the video game community”

I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

They all need a good punch in the D, tbh.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

  1. 47% of gamers are female
  • 47% of gamers are female

And did I mention 47% OF GAMERS ARE FEMALE.

IN FACT WOMEN OVER THE AGE OF 18 REPRESENT A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER PORTION OF THE GAME-PLAYING POPULATION THAN BOYS 17 OR YOUNGER.

THESE STUDIES WERE PUBLISHED ONLINE FOR FREE TO THE PUBLIC - BY THE PEOPLE WHO OWN AND RUN E3 SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT YOU ASSHOLES.

Flawless commentary warrants another reblog. :)

Well there’s ten individuals who’re never going to get a date ever…

Never.

Not.

Relevant.

succesful trolls are successful

(Source: estpolis)

calimarikid:

Megadeth
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calimarikid:

Megadeth

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yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight too? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

iguessilltryitout:

"im a girl but i dont shave my legs and i do some manly stuff sometimes so im a genderpock or something"

no dont